Spam

It's truly amazing how much email is spam these days. On one of my email accounts, I receive approximately 100 email messages a day of which, 99.9% are spam. (No, they have nothing to do with the delicious and nutritious canned product found here. (Actually, I have no idea if SPAM® is delicious. I have, to my knowledge, never willingly consumed the product.) So please don't sue me for Trademark infringement. Oh, never mind. They've stopped that now.)

Most of the spam-emails I receive are in regards sex, or, as a sub-category, to "augmentation" of certain body parts. If I had purchased even half of the products advertised and if they had worked even half as well as promised, I would now have a phallus the size of Manhattan and mammary glands that would smother the entire city of Toledo. Trust me, folks, I'm perfectly happy with the size of my "pecs". As to the other, I haven't had any complaints. ;-)

BUT, no matter how much I dislike receiving the deluge of electronic junk mail promising me larger everything, "sex tonight", "sex tomorrow night" or spectating capabilities while a virgin becomes otherwise (this is enjoyable????), I would rather deal with said email than have my email filtered for me. No matter how good a spam filter is, it will make mistakes. I have tried several provided by several different companies and in EVERY single case, email which I wanted to read, which was addressed directly to me pertaining to relevant matters, was marked as spam. (And no, I don't think any of them dealt with sex.) So, leave my email alone. I'll deal with what comes, be it spam, Spam or SPAM®.