My apologies, TL, but I'm going to borrow your format again:

Top 10 reasons my BLOG received no update over the weekend, including Friday:

10: My fingernails needed clipping.
9: My cat needed flossing.
8: The alignment of planets and stars was not conducive to blog-updating procedures.
7: The lack of sleep acquired during the first week of school caused excessive hallucinations.
6: A Taekwondo demonstration needed another kicking bag. (Actually, I was just part of the film crew.)
5: There was a surprising upturn in my sex life.
4: I applied some time toward watching a movie with my spouse.
3: A sudden shift in my religious beliefs caused me to realize that humans don't exist and therefore blogging is irrelevant. (But I'm feeling much better, now.)
2: Devil's Lake camp grounds doesn't have an Internet uplink in the "Ice Age" camping area.

and the number one reason my BLOG received no update over the weekend is:

1: I was attempting to deepen friendships and relationships with some of my friends while camping in the not-so-wild outdoors.
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Upon saying that the outdoors were not-so-wild, however, I must relent and admit that there were a number of wild creatures present. Most of them had six legs and wings while a few had eight legs and notable jumping ability. There was a smattering of four legged creatures, the cutest of which were the raccoons. There were a few two legged beasts with wings about but by and large, the greatest number of wild critters were the two footed hairless apes. Still, it was an excellent weekend and well worth missing the opportunity to update my BLOG!